i saw this mohican

on an anarchist once. (power to the people!)
the clonycavan man had a mohican. mohicans are high maintenance. it takes at least half an hour of backcombing, twisting, gelling and spraying. some people use toothpaste, shoe polish, glue or egg whites. why would you do that to yourself? it's a bit like a perm. or a mullet. not to mention the mo-hullet. not cool.

i saw this graffiti

i don't think it's art. or is it? maybe what makes it art is the fact that it's not art? people think it's vandalism, but, actually, it's just cool art that only cool people get? the correct singular of graffiti is graffito. but only really cool people know that.

i saw this t-shirt

i thought it's cool. i like funky t-shirts. then i tried to figure out what it actually means. i couldn't. no one can (i googled it). now i think it's just another dumb t-shirt.

i saw this empty pub

earlier today. everyone went home after lunch to prepare for the end of the world tomorrow.